i have nine toenails. I have one cup of coffee. I ran seven miles already today. At some point I have to get a dress altered, one I bought off the rack at david's bridal because it was a) on sale and b) oh-so-cute. I couldn't resist. I'm wearing it to pebbles' wedding in June....
...with open-toed sandals.
Love to all.
we got a wii. i created my mii. it's named 'piij'.
my dad feels lonely because i'm not posting enough. the truth is, daddy, i'm happy. I like to swear too much to make a post of just-fine. maybe something will piss me off, maybe tomorrow?
Sweet crashtast is back on facebook. yay. as we speak she's commenting on all my pix. i wish she was closer, i think we'd have good times. I'd give her my sephora smokey eye pack. I just don't use it.
I drank a (gin) martini with my dad.. remote. we're good like that
got to dance this weekend... top notch.
i'm spoiled.
...
My kickbox instructor quit.
i left the parking lot in tears, a couple of girls watching, open mouthed, waving pitifully.
it was the best class i ever had. it was so satisfying. I'll never find another class like that. I may never find another kickbox class in nashville, period. not one i can attend, with my hours like they are.
I am going to drink some gin now.
Hello, everyone! As I live in $city, $bride has entrusted me with the Bachelorette party, which will be the evening of the $date.
She wants to go out to dinner, but other than than that just wants to be surprised. Hmmm!
I put out a call to my $city girlfriends for ideas, which I've included below. Can you please read through them and give me feedback on what you think $bride (and YOU GUYS) would like to do? Also, do you have any favorite (or non-favorite) cuisines?
Cheers,
$bridesmaidA
apparently i ran a half marathon.
I hurt.
more tomorrow ;-)
(ps Dancing Beariffic, they cut us off at the farmer's market.. i was all set to wave at you but alas.. i never got there. i hope you inspired the marathoners!!)
What is your definition of cheating?
Doing something when I am not there that would never do if I was. If your afraid of getting in trouble for it when I am there then you should not be doing it when I am not.
i really feel like i've 'made it'... Dancing bear tagged me! tagged me rotten!
Fill in the blank. It can be as simple or elaborate as you'd like.
1. I can’t believe I’ve never…
been arrested or fired.
2. Every time I think about … I still cringe.
That time I blacked out in the Haight..
3. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.
moisturized more
4. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…
go to baby showers.
5. … is my guiltiest pleasure.
Nailbiting/Britney Spears
6. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …
my family..... Everything.. life.. breath... love.. joy..
7. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.
Religion
8. … changed my life forever.
Swing dancing
Tagging.. hmmmm
this middle finger goes out to mcfaddens and most especially to the 71 year old guy working the door, who insists there will be no hats on his watch.. not on heads, not in bags, not in or on or near any persons unfortunate enough to enter the establishment and pay hard-earned american dollars for beers. My only regret is I wasn't packing that big orange wiffle bat and a little more attitude.
So what's more fun than hanging with assholes who don't wear hats? and who drink shit beer? and who i wouldn't be caught dead in a bar with ordinarily, but one of my friends was having a party?
Drinking a bud by our own damn selves on the sofa. for $2.49, which all the high-school graduates NOT hanging out at McFuckers will realize is a 2 cent-per-ounce savings over a six-pack and a FIVE cent-per-ounce savings over whatever piss beer they were selling at a discount at McFisting.
dont' drink and drive, folks.
(some identifying info changed)
Dear Mr. Doohickey,
Please find attached my resume for the available position on your Shmeezy Boomwhipple Team.
In my time at Sippy, Dixel & Frotter, it has been my great pleasure to assist the hibblestomp team in the work that it does to ensure the Narkiest Hibblestomp to our migglebuttons. In the last few years, I have accomplished this in two ways.
As a member of the IMP Wobmuffin Diggle team, I regularly worked with MF and Tundry Sporkdum mogdors in their efforts to design and optimize our hibblestomp. My goal was to keep them working productively and efficiently by delivering optimal diggle. I tried to stay in contact and anticipate their needs. I hoped they would consider me their first and most useful resource in Wobmuffin Diggle, and I believe that I accomplished this.
Recently, as a Tundry Kepsor on your team, I came up to speed quickly on the tools I'd need to kepsor your hibblestomp. I developed a strategy that would make sense in terms of your hibblestomp standards, and I've heard nothing but good things about my performance in this area. I've developed a good working relationship with the very talented shmeezy and cootie boomwhipples here in Tennessee. Every day I have a better picture of the overall hibblestomp health and I try to increase my own contributions.
Being a Shmeezy Boomwhipple is a great responsibility. Shmeezy Booms have their hands in and on the hibblestomp 24 hours a day. Such a job requires skill, flexibility, and a genuine concern for our migglebuttons. In terms of Narkiest Hibblestomp, the buck stops with the Shmeezy Boomwhipple. I am absolutely up to the great challenges of this position. I am convinced that I can learn quickly and work harmoniously with your team. I believe my MooPid skills will prove to be an asset on the MooPid equipment in the shmeezy. I'm confident I can provide the most seamless transition to Shmeezy Boomwhipple, and I believe I would quickly become a productive, integral member of that team. I have a great deal of respect for the shmeezy team, and the prospect of becoming a member of it is an exciting one.
I look forward to hearing from you very soon,
Kippy Strudell
i have to admit, I still twist the stem of my apple to find out whom I'm going to marry. It comes off on 'c' more often than not.. J's and Ks never really had a chance, sorry :).
I have to admit to yanking a little harder when I get to C, though. Because i want to marry my C. (in case that wasn't clear)
This is my first spring in Nashville and I woke up this morning feeling all itchy inside my head. I want to stick something pointy in my ears and scratch my sinuses. probably not a good idea, so i took some benedryl. Then i took a Jet-Alert because the benedryl left me soggy and loopy in the brain. I am now -quite- awake. quite. Jet-alert does not. mess. around.
I'm less puffy than i was this morning, thankfully. Benedryl FTW.
This week hasn't left me much time to sleep. After dancing and pirating in Atlanta all weekend, I got home at 11 Sunday night and tried to recover in a single night's sleep. Monday night awesome BF scored Raconteurs tickets and we saw them play at Cannery Ballroom. They kicked substantial ass. I can't wait til that CD arrives in the mail... Tuesday was.. kickbox and errands and .. i guess eventually I fell asleep but still didn't get caught up. Wed night I went back to work at 10pm and stayed until 12:30am. I sat with the Night guys and learned a bit about what they do... all this so that I can be the best candidate for a job opening in my office.
I'm going to totally rock that job.... when i get it.
holy hell, it's only noon.
